Batman's Vanishing Act

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A blast from the past!

Like Chindiana, I feel like age is catching up to me. So lately I've been feeling nostalgic. This vid is definitely a great blast from the past ('80s to be specific) and is tons better than Steven Sommers crapfest.

I've never really believed in the supernatural but this might make me rethink that. You need to watch this video closely. This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something near the car that is just... I dunno. There is some sound too, but it is very faint. Turn up your speakers if you really want to catch it.

"My Face..."

Finally got my hands on one of Kwally's amazing Rorschach masks and I'm a happy camper!

Unlike the cheaper masks that are basically constructed of white tights with the inkblots Sharpied onto them, this mask is made from high quality lycra and heat reactive ink. What does the heat reactive ink do, you ask? Simply put, it reacts to the heat produced when you exhale. Thus giving the illusion of shifting inkblots like the one on Rorschach's.

Here's a Youtube video I found that demonstrates how this works:


Now all I need is a trench coat...

How to kiss a woman, by Captain James T. Kirk

Umbrella... ella... ella...

My car has a wide array of umbrellas... err... parasols for a rainy day. I didn't have to spend a penny on any of these umbrellas. All of them were free gifts, either from banks, from insurance companies or pharmacies. Trouble is, they're all red in color.

I like to think of myself as a manly man, but I'm not stupid to let myself get drenched when the sky starts pouring. However, I absolutely loathe taking out any one of those red umbrellas. They turn Manly Men into Minnie Mice.

Then last weekend wifey and I paid a visit to Guardian to stock up on some dru... household pharmaceuticals. Because our purchase exceeded a certain amount... you guessed it... free umbrella for you, sir! And much to my pleasant surprise, it was a BLACK umbrella!! Images of a well suited British gentleman carrying a black umbrella which doubles as a walking stick flashes through my mind. Doesn't get more manly than that, I thought to myself.

Today is a rainy day. So as I exited my parked car in the parking lot adjacent to my office block, I extracted the manly BLACK umbrella from the boot. As I made my way out of the covered parking lot, I prepared it for action. I undid the velcro strap holding the umbrella together, pressed the button on the handle like a Jedi would ignite his lightsaber, preparing for the kill. SWOOOSH!! The umbrella sprang to life. A smile appeared on my face. Here I am, a manly man in the shade of my manly parasol.

And emblazoned on every side of the umbrella were the words "KOTEX".

Human bean juice...